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The Cosmic Instruction Manual
An Emergency Remedial Edition
DID YOU ARRIVE ON THIS PLANET WITHOUT A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS?
HAVE YOU EVER SECRETLY SUSPECTED YOU WERE ADOPTED - FROM ANOTHER, LESS DYSFUNCTIONAL WORLD?
HAS YOUR GENETIC CODING BEEN GIVING YOU TROUBLE LATELY?
DO YOU VAGUELY RECALL A REASON FOR BEING HERE, BUT ARE PRETTY SURE YOUR CURRENT JOB IS NOT IT?
HANG IN THERE
THESE TIMES AND THIS BOOK ARE FOR YOU.
For those of you who left your galaxy for the Mission to Planet Earth without the instruction manual, Mission control has granted you an unprecedented second chance: E.T. 101 - a smart how-to guide for becoming truly "human" in this irrational world of ours. Now that you have yourself completely disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions?
E.T. 101 is a tool to awaken you from your evolutionary slumber and remind you of what you already know - but have either misfiled or forgotten - about yourself and the world around you. Each page of this little instruction manual for living will jolt you with fresh insights and diamond-sharp wit.
This manual is a transmission from fifth-dimensional sources, written expressly for the awakening human population who asked that it be published. It is not a book. It is a technology - designed to zap you. We hope you enjoy it. May the Force be with you.
CONDITION:Softcover, used lightly |
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